I was ready for them to start punching each other in the face at any moment.

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I never knew Anna Kournikova could get cleavage like this! I like it! There is something hot about a sexy babe watching other sexy babes amIrite?

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Wow! Rosario Dawson hosing herself down while looking busty in a bikini is exactly what I like to see. Other celebs should take notice. No more of that walking around looking bored on a beach when the paparazzi is snapping shots. Instead, grab a hose and make a moment out it.

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Taboo, one of the members of the Black Eyes Peas, got married like a couple of weeks ago and Fergie and her nipples were obviousley guests. Maybe Fergie should have worn a bra to the reception? maybe not? matbe I should go rub one out right now.

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She looks so happy to finally be rid of Billy Zane. I am also happy. To be starring into some Kelly Brook cleavage that is. I dont care about Billy Zane. Pics were taken at The Ivy in London.

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How can bikini pics be boring you ask? When they look like an Old Navy ad I say! Anyways, here is Disney sweetheart Vanessa Hudgens being all wholesome and shit with her boyfriend or fuck buddy or whatever the hell he is.
*ring*
Hello?
Oh.. hello mr Disney. Whats that? I cant say shit or fuck buddy in relation to your property? Well, this is still a free country mr. Disney. You are going to stomp my jew ass? Im not jewish though… *click* hello? hello?

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Things are a little hectic at TheNipSlip office so Im not keeping up with the updates as well as I should so to make up for that here is the entire Madonna - Sex book.

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Ok, Jennifer Aniston might as well just go topless and get it over with. Enough with all these pokey teasing. I want to see some real boob already! Pics were taken in LA.

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Wow! Those are what I would like to call sexy bikini pics. I dont know what it is Christina Milian is doing but her body is smoking hot. Correct me if Im wrong but pic #4 looks like it might have a slight nipple slip.

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And that plan is to use her boobs to distract attention away from her face. Its working!! for a little while at least, then then realization of her giant chin comes back at you in full force. Im not sure what career path besides being famous people’s daughter Rumer Willis is on but by god I hope I dont have to see her in some stupid reality show.

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Claire Danes sure is skinny. Someone throw her a cheese burger asap!

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So, Im checking out these pics of Brooke Hogan in a bikini and Im thinking to myself, “Hey self! this is like the third post in a row you made of Brooke and she is looking pretty hot in all of them. Wait, who is that woman in a white bikini next to Brooke.. she looks almost exactly like her.. Brooke couldnt have changed her bikini super quick could she? Oh wait.. is that.. Hulk Hogans new girlfriend? the girlfriend that looks exactly like Brooke except 40 years older? oh god, thats gross”.

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Woah! Nice! These are two outtakes from the movie “How To Lose Friends And Alienate People” which I have never heard of before. Based on the two screenshots of a wet Megan Fox with pokies I think it might be worth checking out.

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In case you forgot, Jessica Simpson has big boobs. Thats very obvious when she is wearing a swimsuit on a boat at Lake Tahoe. According to very reliable sources (midget in my basement) Ashlee Simpson is supposed to have been on the same boat but she must have stayed out of the paparazzi line of sight. I guess she didnt want her boobs compared to her sisters, because that would’ve been inevitable if they were next to each other in swimsuits.

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I can barely tell the diffrence between Kate Moss and Sienna Miller. They both have the same body type and get topless like all the time. If they go on vacation together I bet the paparazzi will get super confused. I wonder who the girl next to Kate Moss is, and why they arent kissing or something. Isnt that what girls do when they are topless together?

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This is one of the hottest Dita Von Tease topless spreads I have ever seen! Good job Bizarre magazine. I dont know what it is about Dita. Normally I dont care much for the whoile burlesque scene, but there is something about Dita that just gets me going. I will have to catch one of her shows at some point in my life.

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Its unfortunatley that Kristin Chenoweth looks nothing like a chimp because I would have so many jokes. Its more fortunate that Kristin Chenoweth is showing off her great boobs! Im not sure what boobs have to do with chimps or space but I sure appreciate them whenever they come out. I guess in conclusion you should go see Space Chimps because there may or may not be boobs present.

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Did you know that Brooke Hogan has breasts? Here she is to remind you! The shots were taken when Brooke Hogan returned to her New York City hotel after promoting her new show Brooke Knows Best. So, anyone think her choice of outfit has anything to do with trying to get a male audience for the new show? probably not right.

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Pamela Anderson and her boobs were out in full force to help the chickens in a PETA protest against KFC on the Gold Coast last week. In her arsenal Pam brought her ‘nipples of steel’ which will penetrate any clothing material and her ‘cameltoe of funk’ which releases a foul odor no man can resist. I dont mean resist in a positive sense by the way.

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I think its safe to say that anyone who is visiting this site has seen Sienna Miller naked before, but have you ever seen her naked wearing a captains hat and being next to Balthazar Getty? I didnt think so! Here are some paparazzi shots of the couple getting cozy in Italy and by cozy I mean they look like they just had sex.

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The French know how to prioritize! This is a great little clip of Catherine Zeta Jones flashing her panties during an interview. I wonder if Michael Douglas approves!

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Oops! Someone who goes by the name of TrainReq claims to have hacked into Miley Cyrus e-mail and intercepted a whole bunch of scandalous photos. The three below thats out is according to him prude compared to other photos, supposedly include nudes, Miley has sent to her boyfriend Nick Jonas from the Jonas Brothers Band. Mr. TrainReq is apparantly trying to sell the photos to the highest bidder. Good luck with that considering he is basically peddling nude photos of someone who is underage.

TrainReq also claims to have read lots of naughty e-mail’s that were sent between Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas. This is what he wrote on a messageboard:

i have worse pictures than these, and those are prob getting sold. I saw alot of juicy emails, but I never thought of saving them.. now I kick myself for not.. there where so many juicy emails that I read… ones with her talking to nick about the night they fucked, etc.

I wonder how long it takes for the Disney damage control team to set in and Miley to come out and appologize. 5….4….3…2… kaboom!

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Gotta love it when morons think the mics and cameras are off. Showing their true self.

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Here is Kate Moss tople…. wait, what? Kate Moss vacation pics and no topless shots? WTF! I suppose bikini pics will have to do… for now. Shots were taken outside the coast of Spain.

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I guess those legs are part of the reason she is a supermodel! Hotdamn! Pics are from NYC.

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Yay, new Eva Longoria pics in an orange bikini while on vacation in Italy. Gotta love it when girls are taking showers.

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I guess the hype train for Hellboy II: The Golden Army is in full effect. They are now at the “get sexy actress to show as much nudity as possible” stage to get the internet buzzing and hey, guess what.. its working!

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Who? Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo’s girlfriend thats who! With a girlfriend like that you have to wonder what he is doing out fooling around with transvestites?

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These are from the premier of “Meet Dave”. I havent even heard of Jo Champa before but she’s been in a bunch of shows and movies over the years. Lets hope she keeps showing up to premiers in see through clothing in the future as well.

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All you BBW lovers probably got a huge boner now dont cha? Oh wait.. she isnt a BBW, thick is the right term. Thick like a tank. Anyways, my new dream is to have sex with J-Lo doggystyle.

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