Jessica Simpson brought out the tits in hopes of getting laid for Valentine’s Day. At least that’s what I assume. You know, I wonder if Jessica’s blowjob skills has improved with her weight gain?
We all know that Rihanna never made it to the actual Grammy Awards because her boyfriend Chris Brown beat her up but at least she looked pretty good at the Clive Davis (The Wire?) Pre-Grammy Party.
Those boobs look so nice when they get squeezed together like that!